GDB 26: Danger in the Shark tank

Wanye
December 06 2008 05:21PM

Regarding last night's game over the Kings. Um, what exactly was the plan there MacT?

Step 1: Score three goals. Step 2: Gas three goal lead surrendering four straight. Step 3: Score stirring goal with 12 mins remaining to tie the game. Step 4: Have Schremp go in the shootout - get 56 alarm robbed by LaBarbera Step 5: Send in Hemsky to destroy everything.

Repeat as necessary

So what exactly is the plan for tonight? The Oil head into San Jose - who has collected an amazing 16 wins in only 12 games at home this year. The nice thing about tonight? The Oil really have no business winning in SJ so there is no pressure on them. The really nice thing about tonight? The Oil historically have this habit of winning games they have no business winning. Take gassing that 3 goal lead last night then still pulling it out.

And before we start planning the party for Schremp we will continue to reserve judgment. He looked all kinds of awesome again last night -- going so far as to ditch his lid on the one goal in tribute to Coach MacTavish. We can literally hear the "I told you sos" being screamed at the TVs all over the Nation every time Schremp collects a point. We are waiting a few more before we make our decision on how real his realness is.

It touches our heart

The Justice League meeting was a little sparse last night -- and that's perfectly fine. Cause you know that everyone who wasn't in attendance at the JL meeting was out on the town and watching the game somewhere and there in spirit. You just know that the JL is out there on the town all over Canada running beers through them. It's the holidays for heavens sake. We need to be able to bring the JL on the move with us somehow -- and we have a team of scientists thinking about how that would work. In the meantime let the good times roll.

Oh yeah

And there's this.

Just one of the first three designs hot off the presses. Now if you will excuse us, we are building our online store whilst watching us some hockey.
 
Go Oil
 
Schremp Watch: 2 GP 0 G 3 A 3 Pts

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#151 R-DAWG
December 06 2008, 09:39PM
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Holy crap Carbs looks like he was going to cry

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#152 R-DAWG
December 06 2008, 09:40PM
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Lidstrom looks like the terminator

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#153 RLH
December 06 2008, 09:42PM
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LOL! Southleast division! I like it.

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#154 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 09:42PM
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It's got to suck to play in florida...we should threaten to trade Cole there.....

IN all honesty I feel bad for Eric Cole, miss used early and hasn't found his stride again.

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#155 Al Hamilton
December 06 2008, 09:43PM
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quick question gentlemen,

Is CBC sound all background for anyone else? I cannot hear the commentators at all, just some kid who keeps cheering go sharks go.

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#156 Wanye Gretz
December 06 2008, 09:44PM
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Man is PJ Stock strange. You get the feeling he brings Maclean his dry cleaning every monday morning as part of the deal.

The Coyotes are losing $30 million this year? Holy crap!

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#157 RLH
December 06 2008, 09:44PM
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He keeps working like he has been, and pucks will start bouncing his way. I remain a Cole promoter.

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#158 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 09:45PM
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HERE WE GO THIRD PERIOD NATION!!!

Take a piss

Grab a handful of drinks

maybe a piece a beef jerky

and strap yourself in for a wild period of hockey!

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#159 Wanye Gretz
December 06 2008, 09:45PM
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Fiveandagame wrote:

IN all honesty I feel bad for Eric Cole, miss used early and hasn’t found his stride again.

I truly think Cole is an unreal player and if the Oil can't get it out of him that's their fault more than it is his.

He is awesome.

Signed, Mrs Wanye Cole

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#160 Wanye Gretz
December 06 2008, 09:47PM
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JOE THORTON LOOKED AT A FAN???

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#161 F56
December 06 2008, 09:47PM
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Wanye Gretz wrote:

Signed, Mrs Wanye Cole
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#162 Comments timekeeper
December 06 2008, 09:50PM
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And everyone stops talking as they go to the can before the new period starts.

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#163 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 09:50PM
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@ F56:

I think Cole will bust out of this, and when he does this team goes from hopeful to contender.

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#164 R-DAWG
December 06 2008, 09:51PM
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I hate to put the cart before the horse but i'd like to see a shootout and have Schremp get so redemption

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#165 Travis Dakin
December 06 2008, 09:53PM
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Our first line is good now. I love you penner.

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#166 Al Hamilton
December 06 2008, 09:54PM
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good shift 4th line. win draw, change it up.

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#167 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 09:54PM
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Penner Horcoff and Hemsky are wicked first line!

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#168 R-DAWG
December 06 2008, 09:54PM
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How can Hemmer be so awesome but still cough up the puck so much

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#169 RLH
December 06 2008, 09:55PM
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Watch Grebs play a bit. You'll be simply horrified.@ R-DAWG:

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#170 Travis Dakin
December 06 2008, 09:56PM
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R-DAWG wrote:

How can Hemmer be so awesome but still cough up the puck so much

Gretzky gave the puck away more than any other player in history

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#171 jeanshorts
December 06 2008, 09:56PM
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Fiveandagame wrote:

hey jeanshorts is your mom reading over your shoulder, you’re being very civil and stuff? Or do you need a Baggedmilk set up man for your comedy stylings?

I'm really off my game tonight and I have no idea why. I've been really distracted these last few JL meetings so I'm going to chalk it up to that.

I haven't talked to baggedmilk since yesterday afternoon and I'm afraid that he froze to death diving into his dad's fridge in a marijuana induced food pyschosis.

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#172 Wanye Gretz
December 06 2008, 09:56PM
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"Let's go SHARKS"

- the person yelling let's go sharks on TV

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#173 Marc Crawford
December 06 2008, 09:57PM
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Good god

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#174 Travis Dakin
December 06 2008, 10:00PM
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show me that offside again...

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#175 Wanye Gretz
December 06 2008, 10:02PM
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ALL I CAN HEAR IS LET'S GO SHARKS from like 1 desperate fan and his kid

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#176 R-DAWG
December 06 2008, 10:03PM
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TOUCHE!!@ RLH:

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#177 jeanshorts
December 06 2008, 10:04PM
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Wanye Gretz wrote:

ALL I CAN HEAR IS LET’S GO SHARKS from like 1 desperate fan and his kid

The people of San Jose have far better things to do on a brisk 19 degree December night.

-Cleaning up gang graffiti

-Buying plasma TV's

-Drive by shootings

-ETC

OHMYGODLOOKATROLLIGOWOWAWEEWA!!!!

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#178 Rammer
December 06 2008, 10:04PM
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Thorton just opened the door to the fury of Roloson.

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#179 RLH
December 06 2008, 10:04PM
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That's right, idiot ref! You have a goalie without a mask, you blow the whistle.

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#180 Wanye Gretz
December 06 2008, 10:05PM
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jeanshorts wrote:

OHMYGODLOOKATROLLIGOWOWAWEEWA!!!!

That is hilarious. I was dancing on my toes yelling the same thing at everyone

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#181 Wanye Gretz
December 06 2008, 10:06PM
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That is a lot of work by Brule.

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#182 jeanshorts
December 06 2008, 10:06PM
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Look at that shot blocking!!! What is this the 2003 Oilers?????????????????????????

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#183 R-DAWG
December 06 2008, 10:07PM
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Shit, thesharks have more shots on the last flurry than we do all game

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#184 Travis Dakin
December 06 2008, 10:07PM
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this is ugly

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#185 Rammer
December 06 2008, 10:07PM
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This game is giving me ulcers.

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#186 jeanshorts
December 06 2008, 10:07PM
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Lesson number one Kyle Broadziak, don't pass the puck to Joe Thronton.

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#187 RLH
December 06 2008, 10:08PM
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You have to give your goalie a break, Oilers. Sacrifice your own overpriced bodies!

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#188 jeanshorts
December 06 2008, 10:09PM
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On a scale of One to Jonas Brothers, how bad does Cogs miss his BFFFFFF's??

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#189 Travis Dakin
December 06 2008, 10:09PM
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This game is all kinds of too intense

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#190 Travis Dakin
December 06 2008, 10:10PM
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Nilsson can stay away. I'm loving schremp!

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#191 Wanye Gretz
December 06 2008, 10:10PM
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@ jeanshorts: 3 Jonas brothers!

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#192 R-DAWG
December 06 2008, 10:10PM
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I love the over exageration by the Mark...HE HIT ROLOSON RIGHT IN THE FACE!!! SHREMP PASTED ON THE BOARDS

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#193 Wanye Gretz
December 06 2008, 10:11PM
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Good call actually Crawford. Roloson is bringing it

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#194 jeanshorts
December 06 2008, 10:12PM
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R-DAWG wrote:

I love the over exageration by the Mark…HE HIT ROLOSON RIGHT IN THE FACE!!! SHREMP PASTED ON THE BOARDS

I really, really liked Marc Crawford at the beginning of the season, but it's becoming clear that he is being groomed to be the next Harry Neal.

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#195 Travis Dakin
December 06 2008, 10:12PM
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The first line is getting double shifted.

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#196 jeanshorts
December 06 2008, 10:12PM
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Oh and Mark Lee is terrible on his best nights.

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#197 R-DAWG
December 06 2008, 10:13PM
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only 40 shots on the oil...thats how many i'm up to tonite watching this

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#198 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 10:14PM
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I bet San Jose scores here *employing JW's jedi mind reverse phycology trick and crosses fingers*

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#199 jeanshorts
December 06 2008, 10:15PM
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Gilbert, that goon!

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#200 Fiveandagame
December 06 2008, 10:15PM
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fracking hell Gibby

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