GDB 13: It's on

Wanye
November 06 2008 10:19AM

Of all the games the Oilers have played so far this year, tonight’s is by far the biggest.

"But why Wanye? It's just another game isn't it?" Are you kidding? The results of this game will cement our reputation with a bunch of strangers in Pittsburgh! Oilers win, they’ll all hate us. Oilers lose, they’ll all hate us. Who can live with the uncertainty!?

This is why gambling was invented by Eduardo Las Vegas in 1879—to make sports more interesting. We took up the cause started by our boys over at jeanshortsandbaggedmilk, who have been deftly battling with this huge blog in Pittsburgh all by themselves.

We aren't going to leave our friends fighting solo. It's like in Junior High School when your friend would get challenged to a schoolyard fight. What do you do? You third-man-in and crack the kid in the skull with your Thermos! Take that Jeremy Tandrup, age ten. Don't mess with our crew. We have never been afraid to get involved in any nonsense that comes our way.

So we contacted these dudes at pensblog. They ignored our email. Then we chirped them. Then they claimed they didn't get the email. Then we went out of town and ignored them. Then made contact and the bet is cemented.

Why should you care about the game tonight? Oilers win, the pensblog will purchase the first two NationGear T-shirts off the line in Dec 2008; we’ll give them to two lucky citizens of the Nation. Oilers lose, we have to buy two of their T-shirts for giveaways to their fans. Oh and the loser has to write an article explaining the awesomeness of the winning city.

"But Wanye you don't got no money. You ain’t gonna pay for no T-shirts!" That's right Nation. Oilers lose tonight and your ol' pal Wanye is going to have to sell an eyeball. Ever see Pirate Wanye with an eye patch? It ain't pretty.

Oh and Justice League? We hear that Pens fans will be in attendance tonight.

It's on.

—Wanna talk to your ol’ pal Wanye? E-mail him at wanyegretz@gmail.com.

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#201 charlie
November 06 2008, 07:05PM
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Evgeni, meet Sheldon

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#202 Wanye Gretz
November 06 2008, 07:05PM
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Someone has to kill Matt Cooke

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#203 jeanshorts
November 06 2008, 07:06PM
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Look at that boy go! Pound that dirty peehole.

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#204 BUCK75
November 06 2008, 07:06PM
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AWESOME!!!!!!

BEAT HIM!!!

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#205 baggedmilk
November 06 2008, 07:06PM
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Peckham is having none of that.

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#206 Wanye Gretz
November 06 2008, 07:06PM
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Attaboy Peckham

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#207 Kent
November 06 2008, 07:06PM
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I hate Matt Cooke.

Im now a fan of Theo Peckham.

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#208 Wanye Gretz
November 06 2008, 07:07PM
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YES PECKHAM

Kick his teeth down his throat

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#209 BUCK75
November 06 2008, 07:08PM
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WTF?!?!?

I actually agree with Louie

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#210 Wanye Gretz
November 06 2008, 07:08PM
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If ever there is a time to get a shortie.......

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#211 Hockey Gods
November 06 2008, 07:09PM
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That was a brutal call, tell the ref to bend over and look out his good eye, it takes two to fight

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#212 freeze
November 06 2008, 07:10PM
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why is it that they score two every time I try and make some dinner!

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#213 Wanye Gretz
November 06 2008, 07:11PM
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GET MAD OILERS

Do something constructive like head butt people

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#214 BUCK75
November 06 2008, 07:11PM
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Someone has got to tie that sweater on Cole down tighter - always over his head

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#215 jeanshorts
November 06 2008, 07:11PM
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Finally there is some GD fight in this team. I hope this becomes a trend for the rest of the season because we have looked like a beer league team up until now.

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#216 BUCK75
November 06 2008, 07:12PM
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5 on 3?!?!?

Brutal - fire that ref.

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#217 The Towel Boy
November 06 2008, 07:12PM
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The awesome factor of this game just jumped into the triple digits...and then the penalties happened.

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#218 freeze
November 06 2008, 07:12PM
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Peckham - 2, 5, 10

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#219 OilersNinja
November 06 2008, 07:12PM
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Can someone tell Souray to turn around and knock out the lady sitting behind the penalty box?

Thanks

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#220 baggedmilk
November 06 2008, 07:13PM
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My beer league team looks nothing like this. There is more 50 year old men walking around naked. Wait... how old is Roloson?

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#221 The Towel Boy
November 06 2008, 07:14PM
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Yesss...clear that puck.

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#222 freeze
November 06 2008, 07:14PM
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shortie please. thanks.

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#223 The Towel Boy
November 06 2008, 07:15PM
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Yesss…clear that puck.

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#224 jeanshorts
November 06 2008, 07:15PM
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WHOOOOOOOO

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#225 The Towel Boy
November 06 2008, 07:15PM
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FUCKING YESSS

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#226 BUCK75
November 06 2008, 07:15PM
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FUCK YA!!!!!

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#227 freeze
November 06 2008, 07:15PM
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THANKS!!

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#228 charlie
November 06 2008, 07:15PM
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WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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#229 Hockey Gods
November 06 2008, 07:15PM
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YEssssss

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#230 Wanye Gretz
November 06 2008, 07:16PM
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HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!

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#231 The Towel Boy
November 06 2008, 07:16PM
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holy shite i thought for SURE Souray was gonna push that puck too far ahead.

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#232 BUCK75
November 06 2008, 07:16PM
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http://www.qwizx.com/gssfx/usa/tpircccwww.wav

PART OF THE PLAN!!!

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#233 Wanye Gretz
November 06 2008, 07:16PM
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All you Souray haters can officially suck on that!

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#234 baggedmilk
November 06 2008, 07:17PM
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Sheldon Souray is mantastic.

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#235 Hockey Gods
November 06 2008, 07:18PM
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Amen Wayne

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#236 BUCK75
November 06 2008, 07:18PM
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Nice kill + a shorty!

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#237 The Towel Boy
November 06 2008, 07:18PM
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I'd eat a Souray, if it was a sandwich.

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#238 jeanshorts
November 06 2008, 07:18PM
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JDD > Crosby. SCIENCE FACT!

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#239 Jason Gregor
November 06 2008, 07:19PM
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Wanye,

I want to know who is writing your posts? THere is no way you are still sober at this point. I can picture you jumping up and down, stomping on your penguin stuffed animal while yelling some incoherant verbage!!!

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#240 BUCK75
November 06 2008, 07:20PM
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78 should hammer his BFF 87.

Really get the game going...

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#241 charlie
November 06 2008, 07:20PM
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Sign me up for the JDD fan club!

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#242 freeze
November 06 2008, 07:20PM
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the PCP keeps him quite coherent.

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#243 The Towel Boy
November 06 2008, 07:20PM
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JDD seems pretty comfy in the net there. I like it.

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#244 Wanye Gretz
November 06 2008, 07:22PM
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Mark my words:

If the Oilers win I am buying 5 Nation shirts and giving them to Loyal Justice League Members

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#245 BUCK75
November 06 2008, 07:22PM
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^ Agreed

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#246 freeze
November 06 2008, 07:23PM
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so... JDD starting one of the next two?

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#247 BUCK75
November 06 2008, 07:23PM
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Ride the hot goalie - Classic MacT

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#248 jeanshorts
November 06 2008, 07:26PM
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I still have an erection from that Souray goal. Glad to see Fluery is really aggressive in the net there.

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#249 freeze
November 06 2008, 07:27PM
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Pouliot with the bad passes.

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#250 Jason Gregor
November 06 2008, 07:27PM
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I've said it many times, but teams rally around Instigator penalties. They find ways to kill them off. Laraque used to use that as the reason why he never took them. BS I say. A team always seems to kill off a good instigator and Peckham's was good.

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