GDB22: Another Matinee

Wanye
November 28 2008 10:37PM

What could be more exciting than a matinee game against the St. Louis Blues? How about an Oilers team that could very well lose the game?

We don't know what to make of this squadron. What happened to the team that was going to come in first in the Northwest? What happened to the team MacT basically told "don't be too confident lads. Take 'er as she comes" a few short months ago? The Oil got 99 problems and over confidence ain't one.

What happened to the team that made us buy Oilers Pyjamas and A Dustin Penner Snuggle Bug Teddy Bear? (trademark pending)

The only thing more exciting this game is, well pretty much everything. So of course we will be watching.

Damn you Oilers. You had better win.

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#101 Fiveandagame
November 29 2008, 12:48PM
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JS- at least another 20-30 games to see what this team is made of. Then maybe consider doing something about the shitaniously bad play of everyone - Souray and Hemmer.

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#102 baggedmilk
November 29 2008, 12:48PM
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It's like a kitten laying in the tall grass. Ready to pounce

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#103 Fiveandagame
November 29 2008, 12:49PM
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"The Oilers have a second line?"

HA!

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#104 The Towel Boy
November 29 2008, 12:49PM
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I'm sorry, but did you just compare your weiner to a kitten?

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#105 Fiveandagame
November 29 2008, 12:50PM
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Does the entire team have MONO? Did they all make out together in Jasper? WTF???

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#106 Hockey Gods
November 29 2008, 12:50PM
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I betcha Souray goes all reserve freaky on Backes for jumping horc. Then Storts will give backes a big hug for his trouble

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#107 The Towel Boy
November 29 2008, 12:50PM
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God, her voice is even sexy.

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#108 baggedmilk
November 29 2008, 12:50PM
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Don't forget ready to pounce.

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#109 Fiveandagame
November 29 2008, 12:50PM
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See you'd give her Pizza, I would put my penis in her Vagina.

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#110 The Towel Boy
November 29 2008, 12:51PM
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haha five...

p.s. I was gonna acronym your name, but it's FAAG.

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#111 Fiveandagame
November 29 2008, 12:51PM
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Don't tell my wife I said that....

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#112 baggedmilk
November 29 2008, 12:51PM
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Ahhh you know the game is going badly when the dick jokes are coming out after only the first period.

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#113 jeanshorts
November 29 2008, 12:52PM
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I'm so excited to hear even more from Brian Burke every god damn day. The entire Toronto media must have a collective boner right now just thinking about all the sound bytes they're going to get from him and Wilson tag teaming it.

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#114 freeze
November 29 2008, 12:52PM
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get f*cked Burke.

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#115 Fiveandagame
November 29 2008, 12:52PM
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"p.s. I was gonna acronym your name, but it’s FAAG."

A sad fact I discovered early on here....prollu should have changed the name when I figured that out eh?

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#116 baggedmilk
November 29 2008, 12:52PM
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Wait just a damn minute... Brian Burke signed in Toronto? I'm shocked...

:O <---- can you see the shock?

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#117 Hockey Gods
November 29 2008, 12:53PM
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At his rate the 118th hooker jokes will be old before I can wipe down.

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#118 Fiveandagame
November 29 2008, 12:53PM
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try 5&G...

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#119 jeanshorts
November 29 2008, 12:54PM
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speaking of being wiped down, someone needs to come change me.

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#120 Hockey Gods
November 29 2008, 12:54PM
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try 5&G…

Too much shifting, I will stick with FAAG

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#121 Fiveandagame
November 29 2008, 12:55PM
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wait isn't Brian Burke the GM of Anahiem? this is the first I am hearing about this.....

(one day I am going to figure out how to type sarcasm)

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#122 baggedmilk
November 29 2008, 12:56PM
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WAIT EVERYONE SHUT UP...

Gene is talking..

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#123 Fiveandagame
November 29 2008, 12:57PM
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"Too much shifting, I will stick with FAAG"

And I will shorten your name to Ho Go. sound good? :)

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#124 Hockey Gods
November 29 2008, 12:57PM
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Oh damn now the Oiler won't be able to trade with the Leafs, I thought we had a shot at Cujo

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#125 baggedmilk
November 29 2008, 12:58PM
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As long as I have a face, Evanka Osmak has a place to sit.

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#126 jeanshorts
November 29 2008, 12:58PM
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You know we are going to get Jason Blake within the next few weeks. Because Brian Burke hates us THAT much.

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#127 Hockey Gods
November 29 2008, 12:59PM
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Won't be the first time I have run across ho goo

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#128 Fiveandagame
November 29 2008, 01:00PM
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Does the media smell blood or what? They are circling for the head of MacT....wow. (listening to the media scrum with Tambi on CHedder)

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#129 Hockey Gods
November 29 2008, 01:00PM
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Can you imagine him and Penner at the buffet tables

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#130 Fiveandagame
November 29 2008, 01:01PM
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Ho goo....kinda like watching this game...was supposed to be fun but turns out it stinks and you feel like you need a shower in bleach.

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#131 The Towel Boy
November 29 2008, 01:01PM
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There's so much gold in this game day thread, it's incredible.

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#132 Hockey Gods
November 29 2008, 01:02PM
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Olive Oil takes the smell away too... bleach burns

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#133 jeanshorts
November 29 2008, 01:02PM
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HUGE DEKE!!!!

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#134 freeze
November 29 2008, 01:02PM
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golden showers maybe

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#135 Bruthah
November 29 2008, 01:02PM
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What the hell was that Hemmer?

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#136 baggedmilk
November 29 2008, 01:03PM
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All I want to do is find the speed boost button when I'm watching the Oilers play.

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#137 Fiveandagame
November 29 2008, 01:03PM
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Period 2....LETS GET IT ON!

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#138 Fiveandagame
November 29 2008, 01:04PM
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St.Louis has something like 42 players out with injury and we're down by 2.

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#139 freeze
November 29 2008, 01:05PM
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kid line is playing like shat.

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#140 Hockey Gods
November 29 2008, 01:05PM
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Freeze, you have to pay extra for the golden shower, yet stragely if you want Penelope to sh*t on you, you just have to buy her a 2 cheeseburger meal

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#141 jeanshorts
November 29 2008, 01:05PM
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Holy crap. A solid forechecking shift. What the hell is this???

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#142 Fiveandagame
November 29 2008, 01:06PM
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Is Staios trade bait. I think so. I heard something about him having some family issues, anybody else hear about this?

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#143 baggedmilk
November 29 2008, 01:06PM
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Family issues? Staios has pylon issues.

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#144 Hockey Gods
November 29 2008, 01:07PM
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What do we get for Staios?

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#145 Fiveandagame
November 29 2008, 01:07PM
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It sounds like we have more jump this period....*hopes and prays we do*

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#146 Fiveandagame
November 29 2008, 01:08PM
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"What do we get for Staios?"

Something that we don't have with him here...an open spot on the roster...do we need more? I think not.

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#147 freeze
November 29 2008, 01:08PM
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why can't we execute a play properly?!

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#148 jeanshorts
November 29 2008, 01:09PM
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Hey Kid Line. You guys were rookies LAST year. You're supposed to have this thing closer to being figured out by now.

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#149 Fiveandagame
November 29 2008, 01:10PM
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I wanna see Pekham in our lineup. Kids a bruiser. NHL coaching would accellerate his development.

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#150 baggedmilk
November 29 2008, 01:11PM
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Well once we get a coach that may be an option.

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