GDB 9: We don't need to tell you

Wanye
October 30 2008 02:26PM

We don't need to tell you that the Mighty Oil are going on a road trip scheduled to last until March 2017. Why the Oilers agreed to a schedule that would have them play the next nine seasons on the road is anyone's guess but we would think that Goatie McGrebeshkov screwed the pooch somehow. That shady dirt squirrel.

We don't need to tell you that this road trip will dictate how the season is going to go for the Oil. It's getting real already, only eight games in.

We don't need to tell you that sooner or later we can't help but think the Oil will shake off this slump and karate kick some team in half.

We don't need to tell you that the only thing sadder than ANOTHER game on PPV tonight is the fact we'll be paying to watch the game. Again. Even though we're still wanting a refund on the last PPV two games.

Man are we suckers.

And we certainly don't need to tell you we will be at the ninth consecutive Justice League meeting and pyramid scheme recruitment drive. It's during the game and it's here on the Nation.

We will see you there. Suckers.

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#1 CruJones
October 30 2008, 02:40PM
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I don't understand most of this, but I enjoy it nonetheless. Go Oil!

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#2 jeanshorts
October 30 2008, 02:53PM
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Best. Name. Ever. I'll meet you at Helltrack after the game!

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#3 tricksnard
October 30 2008, 03:13PM
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GOILERS! Damnit, no more losing. >:(

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#4 Fiveandagame
October 30 2008, 03:35PM
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GOILERS!

A win for the team

A win with a scream

Gagner can Score,

Hemsky a few more,

Moreau can show he's got skills of a pro

Grebs is a Goat, But Souray, no Joke,

will slit these pesky predators throats

Could Horcoff be Scorcoff?

Roli our Goalie?

how ever played out,

With screams and a shout,

Goals in five holes,

fights all the night,

Whatever the situation we're in,

Come on Oil, just get the win........

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#5 tricksnard
October 30 2008, 03:39PM
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Garon starting :\

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#6 freeze
October 30 2008, 03:53PM
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It will be shitanusly good time.

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#7 gord
October 30 2008, 03:54PM
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For those of you who got the Monday ppv, phone Shaw and complain about the sound quality. I got tonights for free!

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#8 tricksnard
October 30 2008, 04:00PM
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Hey, they mentioned "Oilers Nation" on the pre-grame video clips... Not, "the" nation... But nice none the less.

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#9 MJ
October 30 2008, 04:00PM
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Call your provider and get the full refund. Guys on OilFans have full refunds from StarChoice and Shaw -- I don't remember reading a Bell refund.

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#10 baggedmilk
October 30 2008, 04:01PM
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Nice. Wonder Woman is hot.

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#11 DJ Spyn Cycle
October 30 2008, 04:05PM
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yeah, she's ok... I'm actually pretty surprised at how barrel-chested Wanye is. And I dig the W on his tights too.

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#12 baggedmilk
October 30 2008, 04:13PM
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Well, sir. Props to the rugged and strong photoshop wizard that got this done.

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#13 The Towel Boy
October 30 2008, 05:12PM
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It's been almost been 3 years since we've beat the Preds?...8 games? oh...we're due...fer sure!

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#14 I Am The Law
October 30 2008, 05:52PM
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Alright! Unlike the Boston game, NHL.com will let me watch this one! (stupid market restrictions)

By the way, anyone in Raleigh, NC this weekend, and, say, happen to be going to watch Pitkanen get his ass handed to him by Mr. Cole? I know I'm there!

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#15 Rammer
October 30 2008, 06:12PM
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Hello? Justice League? Anybody home?

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#16 Wanye Gretz
October 30 2008, 06:13PM
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What up Rammer? You ready to go

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#17 Wanye Gretz
October 30 2008, 06:14PM
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Oh shit! The game started at 6! HAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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#18 freeze
October 30 2008, 06:14PM
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Sounds like they are off to a decent start.

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#19 freeze
October 30 2008, 06:15PM
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spoke too soon. too many men.

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#20 New Guy
October 30 2008, 06:15PM
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LOL Wanye you are retarded

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#21 Wanye Gretz
October 30 2008, 06:17PM
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Nothing like missing the first 15 of a pay per view game

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#22 Rammer
October 30 2008, 06:19PM
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Jeez... you can't get me excited about a Justice League meeting and not show up.

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#23 Wanye Gretz
October 30 2008, 06:19PM
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OH WOW Stortini speaks better than JFK

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#24 Wanye Gretz
October 30 2008, 06:20PM
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I have literally been sitting in front of the TV for 30 mins watching the score.

STORTINI reminds me of a big hairy rain man, cept he isn't good at math and lists 'hanging with the boys' as his favorite interest.

Thank the Gods of hockey I didn't miss that interview!!!

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#25 freeze
October 30 2008, 06:20PM
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I have the live TV stream here: http://atdhe.net/live-tv-9.html

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#26 jeanshorts
October 30 2008, 06:23PM
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Thank you Freeze. you are a life saver.

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#27 freeze
October 30 2008, 06:24PM
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it is a sweet feed. great quality.

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#28 Lubo71
October 30 2008, 06:25PM
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Hey JL

What is the score?

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#29 freeze
October 30 2008, 06:25PM
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damnit!!

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#30 Wanye Gretz
October 30 2008, 06:26PM
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Literally as you asked that Lubo Nashville scored 1-0

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#31 1011011
October 30 2008, 06:27PM
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DAMMIT!!!

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#32 New Guy
October 30 2008, 06:30PM
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GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENE

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#33 Wanye Gretz
October 30 2008, 06:31PM
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What a beautiful room they have that guy working in. Where is he? Tipton Arena?

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#34 1011011
October 30 2008, 06:32PM
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Someone get Principe a Pulitzer for that breaking news.

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#35 Gene Principe
October 30 2008, 06:32PM
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WHAT A SCOOP!

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#36 Wanye Gretz
October 30 2008, 06:36PM
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I once saw Jason Arnott in a restaurant.

There I said it.

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#37 Wanye Gretz
October 30 2008, 06:37PM
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I'm going to turn on CHED to see how Bob Stauffers is doing.

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#38 New Guy
October 30 2008, 06:39PM
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The Oil don't appear to be skating that hard.

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#39 jeanshorts
October 30 2008, 06:39PM
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I saw Pete Peters naked.

I wish I hadn't.

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#40 Rammer
October 30 2008, 06:46PM
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Hornqvist's nickname is "Horny". HA.

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#41 freeze
October 30 2008, 06:46PM
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at least we out shot someone in a first period. baby steps...

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#42 baggedmilk
October 30 2008, 06:49PM
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I also saw Pete Peters naked. Weird thing is when he jumped in the shower after shinney his kid was in there too.

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#43 RobinB
October 30 2008, 06:51PM
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Stauffer sounded sharp and composed in the first 20 minutes. Nice job so far.

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#44 jeanshorts
October 30 2008, 06:52PM
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I saw baggedmilk naked that day too. And pretty much every day since then.

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#45 baggedmilk
October 30 2008, 06:52PM
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Clothes are over rated.

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#46 OilersNinja
October 30 2008, 06:52PM
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This is a terrible intermission piece.......... wow the artic, I get it, its cold

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#47 OilersNinja
October 30 2008, 06:57PM
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Now we are talking about lassoing Principe....WTF

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#48 baggedmilk
October 30 2008, 06:59PM
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Does Principe look like Meowth from Pokemon to anyone else?

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#49 The Towel Boy
October 30 2008, 07:01PM
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Sorry Justice League...I was fighting evil doers in South America...it's a long run home...good thing I'm the Flash.

What'd I miss? Oh..Cole missed a breakaway and we're down 1.

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#50 baggedmilk
October 30 2008, 07:02PM
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You mean 2-0

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