October 30 2008 02:26PM
We don't need to tell you that the Mighty Oil are going on a road trip scheduled to last until March 2017. Why the Oilers agreed to a schedule that would have them play the next nine seasons on the road is anyone's guess but we would think that Goatie McGrebeshkov screwed the pooch somehow. That shady dirt squirrel.
We don't need to tell you that this road trip will dictate how the season is going to go for the Oil. It's getting real already, only eight games in.
We don't need to tell you that sooner or later we can't help but think the Oil will shake off this slump and karate kick some team in half.
We don't need to tell you that the only thing sadder than ANOTHER game on PPV tonight is the fact we'll be paying to watch the game. Again. Even though we're still wanting a refund on the last PPV two games.
Man are we suckers.
And we certainly don't need to tell you we will be at the ninth consecutive Justice League meeting and pyramid scheme recruitment drive. It's during the game and it's here on the Nation.
We will see you there. Suckers.