GDB 9: We don't need to tell you

Wanye
October 30 2008 02:26PM

We don't need to tell you that the Mighty Oil are going on a road trip scheduled to last until March 2017. Why the Oilers agreed to a schedule that would have them play the next nine seasons on the road is anyone's guess but we would think that Goatie McGrebeshkov screwed the pooch somehow. That shady dirt squirrel.

We don't need to tell you that this road trip will dictate how the season is going to go for the Oil. It's getting real already, only eight games in.

We don't need to tell you that sooner or later we can't help but think the Oil will shake off this slump and karate kick some team in half.

We don't need to tell you that the only thing sadder than ANOTHER game on PPV tonight is the fact we'll be paying to watch the game. Again. Even though we're still wanting a refund on the last PPV two games.

Man are we suckers.

And we certainly don't need to tell you we will be at the ninth consecutive Justice League meeting and pyramid scheme recruitment drive. It's during the game and it's here on the Nation.

We will see you there. Suckers.

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#201 Hockey Gods
October 30 2008, 08:37PM
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I'm going to get drunk and take a dump on the red mile. The Oilers can lose and make me cry, but my hate for the falmes will never change.

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#202 Wanye Gretz
October 30 2008, 08:37PM
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Who will support me in a bloody coup to take control of the team? The King has failed us.

ITS TIME FOR A NEW KING

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#203 Fiveandagame
October 30 2008, 08:38PM
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Who is the King Wayne and I'll commit the regicide needed!

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#204 NoPantsTuesday
October 30 2008, 08:38PM
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Thats it, Gagner is out of my pool.

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#205 The Towel Boy
October 30 2008, 08:38PM
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thanks freeze, sums it up nicely.

I'm on the fence about MacT...I just dunno.

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#206 Wanye Gretz
October 30 2008, 08:38PM
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Don't think that Katz doesn't have someone in mind to replace MacT even if that time isn't now.

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#207 baggedmilk
October 30 2008, 08:38PM
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I'll grab the ear poison.

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#208 Lubo71
October 30 2008, 08:39PM
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Im behind you Wanye. What would you do???

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#209 jeanshorts
October 30 2008, 08:39PM
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No such thing as the softmore slump, eh Sam????

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#210 Fiveandagame
October 30 2008, 08:39PM
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Katz is SMRT. He could replace the entire town of edmonton in one move.

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#211 jeanshorts
October 30 2008, 08:39PM
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sophmore.

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#212 Wanye Gretz
October 30 2008, 08:40PM
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Seven little words:

Unretire Jason Bonsignore and suit him up

PROBLEM SOLVED

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#213 Fiveandagame
October 30 2008, 08:40PM
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oooooo Bagged Milk all shakespearian Nice!

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#214 The Towel Boy
October 30 2008, 08:40PM
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I hope your plan involve some newspaper, a panel van, lasers and an orange peel...cuz if it's what I'm thinking...woah.

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#215 baggedmilk
October 30 2008, 08:40PM
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Do I need to buy (someone) a (something) and toss him the (soemthings) to finally (something) of him? Worked before... What? Too soon?

Professionally edited by Wanye Gretz Editor-at-large

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#216 Wanye Gretz
October 30 2008, 08:40PM
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"jeanshorts Says: October 30th, 2008 at 8:39 pm No such thing as the softmore slump, eh Sam????"

Wow jeanshorts. You went there.

For shame

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#217 Travis Dakin
October 30 2008, 08:40PM
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Ahh, that would make the pain go a way... A viscious Coup D'etat. Viva La Revolución!!!!

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#218 Fiveandagame
October 30 2008, 08:41PM
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No sam is MORE SOFT and is SOFTMORE now than he was last year.

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#219 Hockey Gods
October 30 2008, 08:41PM
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Nice bagged, very uncalled for but hilarious.

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#220 The Towel Boy
October 30 2008, 08:42PM
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...bagged...oh man. jeez. yyyah...umm...err... How bout them Phillies!

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#221 baggedmilk
October 30 2008, 08:42PM
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Fiveandagame you like that? I'm more than poo poo jokes and masturbation. I'm sensitive and heartless all at the same time.

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#222 The Towel Boy
October 30 2008, 08:43PM
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baggedmilk, not afraid to go there, but may cry while doing it.

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#223 Fiveandagame
October 30 2008, 08:44PM
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K I am mad and this is fueling my alcoholic rage. sigh.

I am going to go beat up and pee on a homeless person to make myself feel better.

"The Police later questioned Mr. Five Andagame why he was screaming "Die Bertuzzi Die" as he urinated on the poor unfortuante homeless person in a vintage canucks jersy"

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#224 baggedmilk
October 30 2008, 08:44PM
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Exactly. I'm more than a lover.

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#225 New Guy
October 30 2008, 08:45PM
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Why can't the Oilers score? Why can't the Oilers win?

WHY? WHY? WHY????????????????????????

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#226 Wanye Gretz
October 30 2008, 08:46PM
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Men! If slingshotted into the King's Court I promise bloody revenge on the sabateurs within the court, a comely lass of virtue true and a flagon of mead at every meal!

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#227 Fiveandagame
October 30 2008, 08:47PM
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g-night kids! Somebody call Wayne later to make sure he hasn't hung himself with his Ryan Smyth Jersey.

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#228 baggedmilk
October 30 2008, 08:47PM
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I blame fascism and Karl Marx for writing the communist manifesto. That is why our powerplay sucks.

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#229 New Guy
October 30 2008, 08:47PM
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How about a passible lass with poor standards and a low tolerance for booze instead?

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#230 jeanshorts
October 30 2008, 08:48PM
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If not Marx, then surely Rasputin. That guy was up to no good.

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#231 Wanye Gretz
October 30 2008, 08:50PM
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(incomprehensibly drunk)

How am I supposed to have a website.....abbout the Oilersss ....when they SUCK!?

BAAAAAAAAAAAA

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#232 baggedmilk
October 30 2008, 08:50PM
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An evening with baggedmilk at the bar.

"Yeah you'll do"

The end.

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#233 1011011
October 30 2008, 08:50PM
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That doesn't sound good

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#234 Alfie
October 30 2008, 08:51PM
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Did anyone hear? I'm rich and I'm growing a nasty stasche

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#235 baggedmilk
October 30 2008, 08:52PM
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As long as the lady needs her (something somethinged) I'm in coach.

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#236 Wanye Gretz
October 30 2008, 08:53PM
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Great googly moogly! Thats some steamy boudoir conversate baggedmilk

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#237 baggedmilk
October 30 2008, 08:54PM
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I know how to woo a lady into my lair.

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#238 Travis Dakin
October 30 2008, 08:54PM
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Seriously! FUCK! goddammit this fucking team.

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#239 Travis Dakin
October 30 2008, 08:55PM
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I'm sorry.

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#240 baggedmilk
October 30 2008, 08:55PM
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TD just drink your juice and calm down. We're all in this together.

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#241 Travis Dakin
October 30 2008, 08:56PM
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I can't do anything about the pain! I'm working a night shift. I have to wait for that beer in the parking lot after work. eleven more hours of Sober pain!

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#242 Wanye Gretz
October 30 2008, 08:57PM
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Don't be sorry Travis. The Oilers should be sorry.

Mr and Mrs Grebeshkov should be sorry.

But not you

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#243 Travis Dakin
October 30 2008, 08:57PM
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You're right I stand by my convictions.

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#244 1011011
October 30 2008, 08:58PM
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Where are you working Travis? We can come hide beers for you in empty colostomy bags. No one will know the difference

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#245 Travis Dakin
October 30 2008, 08:59PM
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Up in Shitsburgh. I mean Fort Mac. Don't you worry about it though. I packed a lot for the Thrilling victory party/Crushing defeat.

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#246 baggedmilk
October 30 2008, 09:00PM
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I've decided to sell everything and move into the bush. I will live on berries and sweet grass and reproduce asexually. My home will be made of tree branches and body hair. It will be a simple life and I will not have to feel this pain anymore.

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#247 Joey Moss
October 30 2008, 09:00PM
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i am so damn happy i didnt order the PPV this time. i was so certain they would lose and sure enough here it is.

why oh why did Gagner taunt the gods of hockey when he said there was no such thing as a softmore slump?

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#248 Wanye Gretz
October 30 2008, 09:00PM
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Im going to take out my eyes with a melon baller

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#249 Joey Moss
October 30 2008, 09:01PM
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arg! no edit function, did not mean to submit comment.

i am not an idiot, i know it is sophomore

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#250 Travis Dakin
October 30 2008, 09:01PM
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You're lair is going to be pretty damn messy until your body adapts to the asexual reproduction thing.... ewe.

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