GDB 9: We don't need to tell you

Wanye
October 30 2008 02:26PM

We don't need to tell you that the Mighty Oil are going on a road trip scheduled to last until March 2017. Why the Oilers agreed to a schedule that would have them play the next nine seasons on the road is anyone's guess but we would think that Goatie McGrebeshkov screwed the pooch somehow. That shady dirt squirrel.

We don't need to tell you that this road trip will dictate how the season is going to go for the Oil. It's getting real already, only eight games in.

We don't need to tell you that sooner or later we can't help but think the Oil will shake off this slump and karate kick some team in half.

We don't need to tell you that the only thing sadder than ANOTHER game on PPV tonight is the fact we'll be paying to watch the game. Again. Even though we're still wanting a refund on the last PPV two games.

Man are we suckers.

And we certainly don't need to tell you we will be at the ninth consecutive Justice League meeting and pyramid scheme recruitment drive. It's during the game and it's here on the Nation.

We will see you there. Suckers.

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#101 jeanshorts
October 30 2008, 07:32PM
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I like how they have to compare Gretzky's records to Mark McQuire so the everyman can make sense of it.

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#102 Grebeshkov'sHovedMother
October 30 2008, 07:33PM
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Stop making Baaaaaaaaad jokes about my son....

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#103 baggedmilk
October 30 2008, 07:34PM
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Forcing Trotz to wear a neck tie every day is cruel punishment. The man doesn't have the required equipment.

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#104 The Towel Boy
October 30 2008, 07:34PM
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I agree Greb's Mom. Guys, let's make only gooooood jokes, ok?

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#105 Fiveandagame
October 30 2008, 07:35PM
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how come we aren't winning yet? Towel Boy?

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#106 Fiveandagame
October 30 2008, 07:35PM
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Bilbo Trotz Baggins

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#107 The Towel Boy
October 30 2008, 07:35PM
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Trotz's neck prolly smells like cheese...from the food that got caught in there in 1987.

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#108 jeanshorts
October 30 2008, 07:35PM
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Is Peca Reenay the correct way to say that kids name?

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#109 OilersNinja
October 30 2008, 07:35PM
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Lets go boys its a play of power and in this ACT we score

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#110 Fiveandagame
October 30 2008, 07:35PM
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POWER PLAY!

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#111 The Towel Boy
October 30 2008, 07:36PM
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Well five, because we're still down a goal. When we get a goal, we'll be tied..assuming, of course, they do not score in the mean time. After we score ANOTHER time...THEN we'll be winning.

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#112 Fiveandagame
October 30 2008, 07:36PM
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'Trotz’s neck prolly smells like cheese…from the food that got caught in there in 1987.'

HA!

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#113 Fiveandagame
October 30 2008, 07:37PM
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Thanks TB! You sure know yer hockey!

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#114 The Towel Boy
October 30 2008, 07:38PM
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Yah, and to score, we put the black thing in the meshy net looking thingy...but it has to go in the one their heavily padded skater is guarding.

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#115 Fiveandagame
October 30 2008, 07:38PM
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We gotta tie this up......come on OILERS!

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#116 Fiveandagame
October 30 2008, 07:38PM
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'Yah, and to score, we put the black thing in the meshy net looking thingy…but it has to go in the one their heavily padded skater is guarding."

You know what, this game finally makes sense!

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#117 Fiveandagame
October 30 2008, 07:39PM
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damn it!

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#118 baggedmilk
October 30 2008, 07:39PM
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TB now you have to grab the goat and translate that into Russian.

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#119 freeze
October 30 2008, 07:39PM
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If we ever score an EV it will get very messy in my pants.

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#120 The Towel Boy
October 30 2008, 07:39PM
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I can't take credit, I got "hockey for dummies: the small non traditional american markets edition" for my birthday.

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#121 Fiveandagame
October 30 2008, 07:40PM
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Oilers get 4 goals in the 3rd.

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#122 The Towel Boy
October 30 2008, 07:41PM
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haha...Gene: "most humans"

...except goats that play hockey.

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#123 The Towel Boy
October 30 2008, 07:42PM
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Wanye, did you break your laptop again?

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#124 Fiveandagame
October 30 2008, 07:43PM
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A question to all you with the PPV? Are they playing better tonight.

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#125 freeze
October 30 2008, 07:44PM
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hey five, check it out live here: http://atdhe.net/live-tv-9.html

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#126 baggedmilk
October 30 2008, 07:45PM
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Thanks to all that is good and unholy that I have a day off tomorrow. Big night of stalking minors ahead of me.

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#127 jeanshorts
October 30 2008, 07:46PM
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I wouldn't click on that right now. Terry Crisp is wearing a very unflattering cowboy outfit.

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#128 Rammer
October 30 2008, 07:47PM
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Is there a law in Nashville requiring everyone to wear a cowboy hat?

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#129 baggedmilk
October 30 2008, 07:47PM
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He looks like Garth Brooks' gay uncle.

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#130 The Towel Boy
October 30 2008, 07:47PM
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That Oilers Guitar Hero guitar is pretty bitchin'.

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#131 OilersNinja
October 30 2008, 07:47PM
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haha gilbert lost to a litlle boy

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#132 jeanshorts
October 30 2008, 07:47PM
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He doesn't even know it's halloween tomorrow.

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#133 Hockey Gods
October 30 2008, 07:47PM
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Wayne... Chug a beer for Oilers luck

Whoa D Grebs face looks like he used to be a goalie for a dart team.

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#134 Fiveandagame
October 30 2008, 07:48PM
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IS THAT TERRY CRISP!??

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#135 JESUS
October 30 2008, 07:48PM
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I bless thy Oilers third period

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#136 OilersNinja
October 30 2008, 07:49PM
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I think Dustin Penner is wearing a spare tire

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#137 Fiveandagame
October 30 2008, 07:49PM
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BRokeback terry crisp....

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#138 OilersNinja
October 30 2008, 07:51PM
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I believe they were interviewing Strudwicks nostrils

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#139 jeanshorts
October 30 2008, 07:53PM
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Could Crisp and that other guy not have come up with some costumes that weren't so regional?

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#140 The Towel Boy
October 30 2008, 07:55PM
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I just clicked on that streaming feed...that is pretty damn good picture quality for streamin' net stuff.

Damn, technology is cool.

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#141 jeanshorts
October 30 2008, 07:55PM
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For those of you watching your pay per view in your ivory castles on your solid gold TV's the commentators for Nashville are both dressed as cowboys.

In Nashville.

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#142 The Towel Boy
October 30 2008, 07:56PM
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I remember when animated gifs were "WOW" technology.

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#143 The Towel Boy
October 30 2008, 07:56PM
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I take offense to that...my castle is made from platinum encased in gold.

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#144 jeanshorts
October 30 2008, 07:58PM
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My bad.

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#145 OilersNinja
October 30 2008, 07:59PM
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Come on boys

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#146 Fort Mac Wayne
October 30 2008, 08:00PM
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Get er done boys...gulp gulp.snort snort smoke stripper...cha ching......oil

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#147 The Towel Boy
October 30 2008, 08:00PM
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oh man...cole into the boards there....yeesh.

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#148 jeanshorts
October 30 2008, 08:01PM
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Does he have some kind of boards magnet inside of his skull? Keep him away from there.

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#149 The Towel Boy
October 30 2008, 08:03PM
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That penalty was weak.

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#150 freeze
October 30 2008, 08:03PM
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lots of games can be found online here: http://myp2p.eu/competition.php?competitionid=38&part=sports&discipline=icehockey

quality is very random and I've never seen one this good.

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