GDB 9: We don't need to tell you

Wanye
October 30 2008 02:26PM

We don't need to tell you that the Mighty Oil are going on a road trip scheduled to last until March 2017. Why the Oilers agreed to a schedule that would have them play the next nine seasons on the road is anyone's guess but we would think that Goatie McGrebeshkov screwed the pooch somehow. That shady dirt squirrel.

We don't need to tell you that this road trip will dictate how the season is going to go for the Oil. It's getting real already, only eight games in.

We don't need to tell you that sooner or later we can't help but think the Oil will shake off this slump and karate kick some team in half.

We don't need to tell you that the only thing sadder than ANOTHER game on PPV tonight is the fact we'll be paying to watch the game. Again. Even though we're still wanting a refund on the last PPV two games.

Man are we suckers.

And we certainly don't need to tell you we will be at the ninth consecutive Justice League meeting and pyramid scheme recruitment drive. It's during the game and it's here on the Nation.

We will see you there. Suckers.

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#51 freeze
October 30 2008, 07:03PM
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god damnit Weber!

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#52 Wayne Gretz
October 30 2008, 07:03PM
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Help me Jebus

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#53 jeanshorts
October 30 2008, 07:03PM
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Dear Oilers power play. Take a note. That's what you should be doing.

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#54 OilersNinja
October 30 2008, 07:05PM
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Solid PP gentlemen

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#55 jeanshorts
October 30 2008, 07:05PM
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what do you know, Hemsky turned the puck over near the blue line and the other team got control. Weird.

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#56 jeanshorts
October 30 2008, 07:06PM
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SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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#57 jeanshorts
October 30 2008, 07:06PM
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Hey it worked!

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#58 OilersNinja
October 30 2008, 07:06PM
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That was a 5 million dollar slapper

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#59 freeze
October 30 2008, 07:06PM
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at least we can score with a two man advantage!

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#60 baggedmilk
October 30 2008, 07:07PM
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WOOOOO

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#61 baggedmilk
October 30 2008, 07:07PM
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BAAAAAAAAD Grebeshkov, no passing to the goalie. Please and thank you.

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#62 Obvious Oscar
October 30 2008, 07:14PM
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I like it when the Oilers score.

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#63 Fiveandagame
October 30 2008, 07:14PM
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why are we losing?

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#64 The Towel Boy
October 30 2008, 07:14PM
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cuz they have more goals than us...

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#65 Wanye Gretz
October 30 2008, 07:15PM
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Holy smokes Moreau. Easy there

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#66 Fiveandagame
October 30 2008, 07:15PM
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OH thanks TB....that clears everything up

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#67 freeze
October 30 2008, 07:15PM
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Moreau was a little confused there.

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#68 The Towel Boy
October 30 2008, 07:16PM
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lol...sorry five...couldn't resist.

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#69 New Guy
October 30 2008, 07:16PM
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Cogliano is still moving his feet.

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#70 jeanshorts
October 30 2008, 07:16PM
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Penner showcasing his agility once again.

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#71 Fiveandagame
October 30 2008, 07:16PM
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Ol Bobby is doin A-OK on the radio waves, anybody else listening?

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#72 New Guy
October 30 2008, 07:17PM
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HOLY GILBERT!

Bury that Shaggy

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#73 Brian Spilner
October 30 2008, 07:17PM
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I live my life a 1/4 mile at a time.

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#74 freeze
October 30 2008, 07:17PM
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pouliot has been solid.

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#75 Fiveandagame
October 30 2008, 07:17PM
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TB NEVER apologize to me!

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#76 Wanye Gretz
October 30 2008, 07:17PM
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I'm listening to Stauff Daddy

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#77 Fiveandagame
October 30 2008, 07:18PM
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POST??? damn posts

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#78 baggedmilk
October 30 2008, 07:18PM
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Gilberts flowing locks threw him off balance.

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#79 Fiveandagame
October 30 2008, 07:18PM
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He's doing good eh Wayne?

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#80 jeanshorts
October 30 2008, 07:18PM
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Well. That was a broken play if I've ever seen one.

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#81 Brian Spilner
October 30 2008, 07:19PM
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...sorry five...

...oh crap.

Wanye, how does Robert J. Stauffer VIII sound tonight?

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#82 Fiveandagame
October 30 2008, 07:19PM
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What about Cole and Pens on the same line with Cogs or Gagner? What about that line?

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#83 Brian Spilner
October 30 2008, 07:19PM
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Billy Moores, a gentlman, a coach.

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#84 baggedmilk
October 30 2008, 07:21PM
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Can you hear Stauffer's continuous chewing? Or do they just hook up an IV filled with gravy?

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#85 freeze
October 30 2008, 07:21PM
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stamkos finally broke his goose egg. also, boston dominating Calgary early.

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#86 Fiveandagame
October 30 2008, 07:21PM
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Brian your last name is awesome because you can rearrange the letters and spell PILSNER

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#87 Wanye Gretz
October 30 2008, 07:22PM
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There's Kid Rock. "The Michigan Madman"

THESE ARE YOUR FALSE IDOLS!! How old are these two? Geez

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#88 baggedmilk
October 30 2008, 07:22PM
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Alright... The green diesel. Can't get pregnant on the Pil.

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#89 The Towel Boy
October 30 2008, 07:22PM
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mmm...Pislner

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#90 jeanshorts
October 30 2008, 07:23PM
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"Can’t get pregnant on the Pil"

I know a lot of (edited by WG) that would beg to differ.

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#91 Barry Trotz's Neck
October 30 2008, 07:24PM
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I haven't been seen since 1987

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#92 Wanye Gretz
October 30 2008, 07:25PM
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AH PIL.

Don't worry baby, we im on the Pil tonight.

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#93 The Towel Boy
October 30 2008, 07:25PM
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Barry Trotz's Neck Says: October 30th, 2008 at 7:24 pm I haven’t been seen since 1987

LMAO

www.instantrimshot.com

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#94 Wanye Gretz
October 30 2008, 07:28PM
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Those sound links are 13 kinds of cool.

www.schwingingwangsound.com

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#95 jeanshorts
October 30 2008, 07:28PM
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I bet Barry Trotz was born looking exactly like that. Beard, suit, scowl. The whole thing.

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#96 The Towel Boy
October 30 2008, 07:30PM
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You have no idea how disappointed to click that link and not hear a schwinging wang sound.

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#97 The Towel Boy
October 30 2008, 07:30PM
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man i kant tipe....

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#98 Sexy painted body boy fan
October 30 2008, 07:30PM
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SQUEEEEEEEEEEE

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#99 freeze
October 30 2008, 07:31PM
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He looks like he walked out of the Lord of the Rings.

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#100 Wanye Gretz
October 30 2008, 07:32PM
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Ooopsy Lambs

www.wanyesorryforpostingfakelink.org

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